February 23rd, 2012 at 7:21PM

i like to think that when shep&co get the dossier on the firewalker, garrus and tali stay conspicuously out of sight, holed up shuddering under the desk in thane’s room, and when shepard crashes into his first wall and slams the thrust over his first volcanic crater, miranda croaks out, shepard, i’ve been trained for this kind of thing, and with white knuckles shepard says, this is my command and i’m the driver, and mordin turns a nifty shade of purple, and after they’ve jiggled over all the iridium and return to the normandy there’s a conspicuous smell of chain-reaction vomit from three different lunches

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    This is why Kasumi is the best smart: She doesn’t allow Shep to pilot the shuttle to Hock’s.
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    Garrus just forgot what krogan barf smelled like from the Mako… #shepardcanmakeakrogancarsick
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    i ALWAYS make tali and garrus go. i pretend, at least once, that shep lets tali drive. and that tali takes the...
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    (Shep’s) experience.
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