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thiscorpsofbrothers:

jasbeaw:

What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!

i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them

"Well how very dare you Sir,I am clearly dressed for Dinner,I do not approve of this inconvenience to my evening timetable!"

licensed-to-ruffle-dat-hair:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

jasbeaw:

What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!

i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them

"Well how very dare you Sir,I am clearly dressed for Dinner,I do not approve of this inconvenience to my evening timetable!"

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POLL: who wants me to say a mean thing to jeff davis irl

Grootings from los angeles, mothafuckaaaas

READY FOR THIS BITECON, Y’ALL?


I crept into your heart

I crept into your heart

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BiteCon odds and ends

trelkez:

If you’re going to BiteCon this weekend, here’s some information you may find useful (sourced from the internet, calls to the hotel, JetpackMonkey, and info Morgan Dawn pulled together for Escapade): 

- The forecast is for high 60s and sunny, with lows in the mid-50s. Hottest time of day is right around noon, so if you’re planning on going to the (outdoor) pool, that’s your best target time.

- The outdoor pool is open from 6AM - 10PM. Perhaps more importantly, the pool bar is open from 12PM - 7PM.

- The hotel has a shuttle that runs to Manhattan Beach. The shuttle costs $5 round trip and stops at the pier and the mall.

- There’s a liquor store right across the street from the hotel, just behind the Budget rental. The nearest grocery store is a mile off, so food runs might be trickier to coordinate, but alcohol (and other non-alcoholic beverages?) should be pretty easy to acquire. There’s a 360 view of the liquor store if you’re dying of curiosity.

- The hotel has a restaurant and a restaurant/bar. The bar is known for its giant beer selection, and you can get a look at their beer menu here.

- Food options outside the hotel within walking distance are somewhat limited. JetpackMonkey recommended a restaurant a few blocks north of the hotel called Aliki’s Greek Taverna. There’s a Burger King across the street and a couple Starbucks a few blocks off.

- The hotel has fridges available for free if you have medical needs, so if you need a cool place to store medication, ask the front desk. I believe there are also fridges available for a fee otherwise, but the answer I got from the front desk on this was vague. 

- The hotel space looks like this: 

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You can take a look at the tentative con schedule to get an idea of where things will be situated within that space. Registration will be in the atrium across from Brewster’s, most of the main activities will be in the California Ballroom, and autographs/photo ops/vendors will be in the trio of rooms alongside (Hollywood, Westwood, and Brentwood). It looks like smaller events such as meet & greets, the beer tasting, and the tea party will take place at the other end of the main floor, in the San Diego ballroom area. 

- Just in case anyone didn’t see it, the BiteCon Tumblr said a couple days ago that headshots of the actors won’t be available at the autograph tables. If you have autograph tickets, make sure you bring with you things for the actors to sign.

- And as one last general piece of congoing advice: plan on dressing in layers. Conference spaces are typically heavily air conditioned, which means you’ll be chilly at first, and then as people fill the space it’ll warm up. Sweaters on, sweaters off, it’ll be a whole dance. Pack accordingly. 

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teapotsahoy:

Teen Wolf fandom loves the knot.  (It does nothing in particular for me, which is a shame, because fandom provides.) Here are some other canid traits and behaviours that I would love to see anyone at all develop in the context of Teen Wolf:

  • Prey drive: “I’m sorry, it just— it moved really fast, and I had to bite  it?”  “Scott, my lacrosse ball could be used to take a dental impression.”
  • Digitigrade legs.  Okay, this wouldn’t really do much in fic, but it would sure make the quadripedal locomotion scenes in canon look less dumb.
  • Fascination with terrible smells.  “But it smells so good!”  “No!  No it doesn’t!”
  • Belly rubs making one leg kick.
  • Harmonicas/bagpipes/accordians and howling.
  • Extra nipples.  Honestly, I feel like extra nipples should be mandatory in all fic were you have a special penis.  I mean, c’mon!  Humans sometimes have extra nipples!  It’s already in our genetic code!
  • pre-caudal gland.  Okay, I don’t actually want to see this one,  but if you’re into wolf anatomy, maybe you do?

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wow so on top of bitecon my new job looks like it’s gonna be AWESOME, good week y/y?

singlepatriotsinyourarea:

this is the real first page of a real book by a real Fox News host

singlepatriotsinyourarea:

this is the real first page of a real book by a real Fox News host

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